Search Engine Fun

I have learned that I am not nearly interesting enough!
Check out Dawn's blog: I am doing the best I can
She writes a letter to all the people who have done odd searches and found her blog.
Only boring searches find my blog. The most interesting search that found me last month was

severely nearsighted athletes

So my goal for the month of April is to use interesting words and see what searches turn up. I will not be crude and it will all pertain to me somehow. If you have any topic suggestions please leave them. It could turn into quite the ride to link myself to some ideas. So challenge me and I'll see what I can do!